{"id":2156141,"date":"2010-07-16T19:53:00","date_gmt":"2010-07-16T17:53:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/szojuz.blog.hu\/2010\/07\/16\/title_1569583"},"modified":"2021-05-12T16:57:19","modified_gmt":"2021-05-12T14:57:19","slug":"title_1569583","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.aegle.hu\/?p=2156141","title":{"rendered":"Szag"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Kev\u00e9s dolog van, ami \u00f6sszek\u00f6ti a teljes emberis\u00e9get.<br \/>Mindenhol van hangya \u00e9s p\u00f3k.<br \/>Mindenhol vannak kurv\u00e1k.<\/p>\n<p>\u00c9s mindenhol van kajaszag.<\/p>\n<p>A f\u00e1radt vas\u00e1rnap d\u00e9lel\u0151tt\u00f6k neh\u00e9z r\u00e1ntotth\u00fas-illata a folyos\u00f3n. Megvan a budapesti r\u00e9gi b\u00e9rh\u00e1zban \u00e9s megvan az eleg\u00e1ns toronyh\u00e1zban is. Mert az olaj szaga, amiben s\u00fcl a h\u00fas, kisz\u00f6kik \u00e9s \u00f6n\u00e1ll\u00f3 \u00fatra indul. V\u00e9gigmegy a h\u00e1zon, kik\u00f6t az \u00e1gyadban, ahol \u00e9pp a tegnap esti del\u00edriumb\u00f3l l\u00e1badozol. Ahogy elindulsz otthonr\u00f3l \u00e9s megcsap a m\u00e1sodikon. A McDonald&#8217;s el\u0151tt, ahol tin\u00e9dzserek \u00e1llnak sorba Big Mac men\u00fc\u00e9rt. Az utcai s\u00fct\u00f6d\u00e9sn\u00e9l Bangkokban.<\/p>\n<p>Ahogy elindul, sz\u00f6rnny\u00e9 v\u00e1lik, leh\u00e1ntja mag\u00e1r\u00f3l a f\u0171szerek, az alapanyagok illat\u00e1t \u00e9s szag lesz bel\u0151le, egyre nehezebb. Bejut az orrodba \u00e9s \u00f6k\u00f6lcsap\u00e1st m\u00e9r a gyomrodra. Beleeszi mag\u00e1t a ruh\u00e1dba \u00e9s nem szell\u0151zik ki, m\u00e9g a cigarettaf\u00fcstn\u00e9l is rosszabb. A legjobb \u00e9tel l\u00e1tv\u00e1ny\u00e1t is b-kateg\u00f3ri\u00e1s horrofilm jelenet\u00e9v\u00e9 v\u00e1ltoztatja, abban a pillanatban soha t\u00f6bbet nem akarsz enni.<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" alt=\"\" src=\"http:\/\/szojuz.blog.hu\/media\/image\/DSC01611.JPG\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Kelet-Eur\u00f3p\u00e1ban, a vil\u00e1gnak ebben a s\u00falyosan retard\u00e1lt r\u00e9sz\u00e9ben ehhez egy dolog biztosan k\u00f6t\u0151dik: a panel. Zs\u00edros bajszok, \u00f3cska p\u00f3l\u00f3k, koloni\u00e1l szekr\u00e9nysor \u00e9s az a kicsi konyha, ami ny\u00e1ron val\u00f3di pokoll\u00e1 v\u00e1ltozik, benne a kiszabadulni k\u00e9sz\u00fcl\u0151 szaggal. H\u00fasleves, r\u00e1ntott h\u00fas, krumplip\u00fcr\u00e9, csemegeuborka. Minden rohadt vas\u00e1rnap ugyanaz, az \u00f6tlettelens\u00e9g f\u00e9nyes gy\u0151zelme az \u00e9leten.<\/p>\n<p>Pat\u00e1s \u00f6rd\u00f6g, V\u00e9nusz a neved.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Kev\u00e9s dolog van, ami \u00f6sszek\u00f6ti a teljes emberis\u00e9get.Mindenhol van hangya \u00e9s p\u00f3k.Mindenhol vannak kurv\u00e1k. \u00c9s mindenhol van kajaszag. A f\u00e1radt vas\u00e1rnap d\u00e9lel\u0151tt\u00f6k neh\u00e9z r\u00e1ntotth\u00fas-illata a folyos\u00f3n. Megvan a budapesti r\u00e9gi b\u00e9rh\u00e1zban \u00e9s megvan az eleg\u00e1ns toronyh\u00e1zban is. Mert az olaj szaga, amiben s\u00fcl a h\u00fas, kisz\u00f6kik \u00e9s \u00f6n\u00e1ll\u00f3 \u00fatra indul. V\u00e9gigmegy a h\u00e1zon, kik\u00f6t az &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.aegle.hu\/?p=2156141\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Szag&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2156141","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-word"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.aegle.hu\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2156141","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.aegle.hu\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.aegle.hu\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.aegle.hu\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.aegle.hu\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2156141"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.aegle.hu\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2156141\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6114554,"href":"https:\/\/www.aegle.hu\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2156141\/revisions\/6114554"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.aegle.hu\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2156141"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.aegle.hu\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2156141"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.aegle.hu\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2156141"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}